You can get universal dust which works on both.

Maybe we should try throwing a chav up a tree. Unlikely to achieve anything other than a sense of satisfaction.

Not bad at all - I think a lot of people dismiss the 55-300 as a kit lens when it can produce a very reasonable image.

PS - You had better let Tozza know that you have found Cyril. I think he was a little concerned.

I'd love to pay more in tax-




- because that would mean I was earning more.

What's the difference between a chav and a Slinky spring?


Not that much - they are both of very little use or value, but it can be amusing to see them fall down stairs.

It was probably a blower that put it there in the first place.

A car.

That looks like a serious exercise in patience.

Hi Sammy - welcome.

I had a bizarre experience today. I was in one of the cheap supermarkets which I normally avoid but they have one item I cannot find elsewhere. While negotiating a route through the chavs it went through my mind that something seemed wrong. After a moment's consideration it struck me. The music playing over the tannoy was Handel's Messiah, specifically the Alleluia Chorus. I waited for someone to start ranting "King of Kings - ain't no fing" but it didn't happen.

It was really surreal.

Agreed all points.

My butterfly works excellently as well. Some people do seem to have problems with them though. At least one person on another forum was probably putting his into the body with the motor still running.