Another pointless thread

Hardgravity
Posted 02/09/2010 - 21:13 Link
Rest of what?

I didn't do it!

It wasn't me!

Good idea boss!

Sorry, got carried away there...
Cheers, HG

K110+DA40, K200+DA35, K3 and a bag of lenses, bodies and other bits.

Mustn't forget the Zenits, or folders, or...

PPG entries.
Edited by Hardgravity: 02/09/2010 - 21:13
greynolds999
Posted 03/09/2010 - 06:57 Link
Hardgravity wrote:
Sorry, got carried away there...
As did the three legged goat.
i-Berg
Posted 03/09/2010 - 07:31 Link
I thought only one leg got carried away?
techno-terminator
Posted 03/09/2010 - 08:34 Link
Hang on - I thought dutch courage was gin ---- or did you have a case of that as well

let the education continue

proud owner of a couple of cameras and a few bits and bobs
i-Berg
Posted 03/09/2010 - 09:57 Link
Speaking of Tipple -

What sings and is worth thirty quid?

(Three Tenors)

OK, off now...
greynolds999
Posted 03/09/2010 - 12:41 Link
What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

(Just in case you thought it couldn't get any worse.)
Oggy
Posted 03/09/2010 - 12:48 Link
What's black and white and eats like a horse?


A Zebra.


What goes "clip"?


A one legged horse.


What do you call a frog on water skis?


Toad.


Be careful of an offer of a cheap violin. It might be a fiddle.


...and so the long day wore on...
i-Berg
Posted 03/09/2010 - 12:57 Link
I used to have a job as a magician once -

My girlfriend was giving me a lift in her car once, and when I touched her knee she turned into a motel!
techno-terminator
Posted 03/09/2010 - 13:05 Link
These are getting worse by the post
let the education continue

proud owner of a couple of cameras and a few bits and bobs
Hardgravity
Posted 03/09/2010 - 13:20 Link
I used to have a job as an invisible man'
but my clients saw through me!
Cheers, HG

K110+DA40, K200+DA35, K3 and a bag of lenses, bodies and other bits.

Mustn't forget the Zenits, or folders, or...

PPG entries.
Edited by Hardgravity: 03/09/2010 - 13:20
i-Berg
Posted 03/09/2010 - 13:38 Link
I used to think I was indecisive

But now, I'm not so sure...
greynolds999
Posted 03/09/2010 - 17:57 Link
What do you call a cat that's gone septic?

Puss!

-------------------

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flat mate.



They do get worse...
Oggy
Posted 03/09/2010 - 19:56 Link
It's chorizo weekend at Oggy towers. I bought two for the price of one a while ago and they are getting close to their date so tonight's tea is pork and BBQed chorizo burgers, tomorrow we are having paella and on Sunday, chicken with chorizo and chick peas.

What's everyone else having?
Gwyn
Posted 03/09/2010 - 20:02 Link
We had rib eye tonight with baby potatoes, mushrooms and salad.

BBQ sausages (home-made but not pork and apple) with BBQ veg tomorrow.

No idea what on Sunday - something from the freezer probably. Ran out of inspiration at the supermarket yesterday, didn't have a car today, it will be packed tomorrow and is closed Sunday.

Always some soup if all else fails.

At least the car passed it's MOT (but it cost me €575 to get it through ). My son is borrowing it on Tuesday for their holiday in Italy since his car won't make it that far.
bforbes
Posted 03/09/2010 - 20:04 Link
Have you been watching Britains Best Dish??? There was a paella with chorizo on tonight but the scouse won the regonal final for the north west

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