Because Micro$oft thinks everyone is a simpleton, else why use their OS

Sound like Molly is determined to adopt you

Isn't it a shame there is only one time slot 2100hrs available for half decent programs. This applies to ALL the channels. I've a second hdd recorder so should be able to record it. Then I can watch it in bed and it won't matter if it turns out to be boring

Has anyone dashed out and bought a vacuum cleaner because of the advert on this site. Maybe it comes with built in camera to prove the floors have been done.
Have been getting the "You have won an iPhone" scam popping up too

It'll all be sorted out when the trams are running

I really like that one dougf8, given the current state of the world economy it's got to be worth the whole of the EU, or half the produce of my neighbours allotment.

Ref: Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe

Art: None.

The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn't a mirror big enough. see point 1 link

Give them a holiday in Centre Parcs or some such

It may just be the angle of the shot but does the right arm look more muscular than the left

I wouldn't mind some of the photographers on here coming in to my garden and "showing me how they do it"

I was changing a wheel when I heard someone inside the car, when I saked what he was doing he said "If you're having the wheels, I'm having the radio"

Ken, all that was in the car and taken: 2 pair x £1 sunglasses ex market stall, a torch which was about 4yrs old batteries corroded solid, a broken umbrella, some pirate (ex dubai) cassette tapes warped from being on rear parcel shelf all summer and the funniest thing, from the glove compartment, an opal fruit (re-named starburst) which was part out the wrapper and melted, always meant to clean that out but..... It's an ill wind etc. Still use the mini socket set occasionally

Quickest arrival at scene, I had an accident with a policeman on his bike, 6 cars arrived within 3 minutes. I didn't know we had so many