lens question

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sam-joseph
Posted 24/06/2011 - 12:57 Link
Right, all you blokes. Leave Mr. Expert alone. I for one am busting to see the results of that magnificent lens. Then maybe I can sell my overflowing bag of old Pentax, Sigma and Tokinas and put some money in the bank for the next piece of Chinese plastic crap that oozes from a dodgy ebay vendor.

Kindest regards,
Sam-Joseph
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SkyRider
Posted 24/06/2011 - 13:07 Link
terje-l wrote:

But PE, I believe that you first have to learn the rules in order to break them successfully.
I think that's what I was trying to say, but you've done it more succinctly.

Cheers,
Paul
Don
Posted 24/06/2011 - 18:08 Link
fatspider wrote:
I think its obvious that PantexExport is way ahead of us all here, following the links to his images clearly shows he has knowledge far beyond my understanding of photography (far beyond anyones I think)

So heres a challenge for him, please give me some honest criticism on this arty farty shot I took of a lady who was completely naked apart from her shoes:

[IMG]http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j168/impotentspider/010.jpg[/IMG]
her breasts are lovely?
Fired many shots. Didn't kill anything.
coops
Posted 24/06/2011 - 18:43 Link
I have been lurking on these forum(s) (what is the plural) and this thread has really hit the spot. So my first post - be gentle with me -
I still do not know whether PE is a wind up or not and I think this is part of the fun.
I ordered a sensor cleaner from the retailer in question and the really professional young lady told me that the one I had ordered was out of stock but I could have the retractable brush and it would remove the dust from the sensor no problem!

fatspider Can you zoom out from the shoe?

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fatspider
Posted 24/06/2011 - 19:06 Link
Quote:
fatspider Can you zoom out from the shoe?
Welcome to the forum Peter, unfortunately this is not a crop so there are no further parts of the image to see.
My Names Alan, and I'm a lensaholic.
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greynolds999
Posted 24/06/2011 - 19:10 Link
I would suggest that looks remarkably like Mrs Spider's foot.

Has 'foot' ever been a competition title?
fatspider
Posted 25/06/2011 - 00:20 Link
Quote:
I would suggest that looks remarkably like Mrs Spider's foot.
Not like you to take an interest in ladies feet Gareth, your eyes are usually roaming higher up

As for PentaxExpert you've not answered my question, which school did you go to in Armley?
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Posted 25/06/2011 - 01:05 Link
Now look what you have done PE, another 1st post! Thank you for a very good laugh.

PE is not sending us up. He is merely questioning the wisdom of our beloved Pentax and their decision to make a toy lens.

As one who has already tried this crap I fear he might be right! -just the 58
and yes you can get a 52 as well. Maybe I got a bummer. Maybe I should send it back and ask for a 52mm instead......

Greetings all
fermanaman
i-Berg
Posted 25/06/2011 - 04:40 Link
fermanaman wrote:
Now look what you have done PE, another 1st post! Thank you for a very good laugh.

PE is not sending us up.

Greetings all
fermanaman
G'day and welcome Coops and Maurice, I also fear that it's not a send-up (might be a bushel short of a cwt* methinks).

* hundredweight
Frogfish
Posted 25/06/2011 - 05:42 Link
coops wrote:
I have been lurking on these forum(s) (what is the plural) and this thread has really hit the spot.
Fora.

..... and welcome ! Also to fermanaman !
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Edited by Frogfish: 25/06/2011 - 05:43
SteveEveritt
Posted 25/06/2011 - 10:39 Link
I have just read this thread from the start and what a laugh it is. The more PE posts the more obvious the wind up becomes, I was fooled by his first slight at macro shooters and took the bait, but as the posts progress it is becoming more obvious that this is simply a ruse, well done PE for catching so many of us.
All, watch for the switching between being unable to spell and having astonishingly bad grammar and then in the next post perfect in all respects.
Consistency Mr PE, consistency!
I wonder when the real identity of PE will emerge.
I also think it is a PU member spicing things up.
Keep up the good work PE it's a giggle and let's have some more examples of your superb work.
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SteveEveritt
Posted 25/06/2011 - 10:44 Link
fatspider wrote:
I think its obvious that PantexExport is way ahead of us all here, following the links to his images clearly shows he has knowledge far beyond my understanding of photography (far beyond anyones I think)

So heres a challenge for him, please give me some honest criticism on this arty farty shot I took of a lady who was completely naked apart from her shoes:

[IMG]http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j168/impotentspider/010.jpg[/IMG]
This picture reminds me of a very old pop song circa 1979 by The Monks
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PentaxExpert
Posted 25/06/2011 - 10:45 Link
fat spidr i went to west leeds boys. it was like a trial run for Armley jail....if the asbestos factory didn't kill you first.
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It's not about what kit I've got, its about having the knowledge to use it to maximum potential.
ChrisR
Posted 25/06/2011 - 10:59 Link
The last time I visited the camera store that rhymes with “press - ups”, the display shelves were that thick with dust, I just walked straight out again. Not been back since.

Top tip, if you are visiting one of these stores, take a duster with you.

Take care.

Chris R.
Chris R.

I. El. (Eng). (Rtd).
johnriley
Posted 25/06/2011 - 11:15 Link
I'm moving this to General Chat as it's clearly not a troubleshooter query.
Best regards, John

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