Another pointless thread

Or at the very least invite us all round to view the 'prints' - Christmas Day would be nice, we could help get rid of a few bottles - just to help out of course.

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Bernard

That sounds a good idea Bernard.

Thanks for the kind comment Gareth. Sorry for mentioning "P"

Only two things wrong with the Plan:

1) I never have beer in the house now, the last cans I had went out of date and were dumped. I only have a couple of bottles of single malt and not everyone likes that. They lose more in a year to evaporation than is drunk. May have a small nip to see in the New Year.

2) The 'prints' are kept by the club till the end of the season and used in local exhibitions, They don't look the same viewed on a computer.

You can't blame us for trying Stan...

Well done anyway.

I'm sitting here at stupid o'clock coz my cold seems to have turned into a chest infection,just in time for Christmas!

Just finished a rather pain full coughing fit, I'll have to contact the doctor's in the morning and get something for it.

Whisky'd be favourite but I need to drive...

So you can either waste the precious resources of the NHS or show a bit of self restraint and get drunk. You know the answer.

That's not good HG

I can sympathise a little - 3.05am Saturday I got the trots in a big way - missed out on a Medieval Banquet jobbie at Ruthin Castle on Saturday night and spent the weekend confined to the loo with no alcohol or food and very little sleep

Hopefully it's out the way now though - hopefully you will recover in time for Christmas

I have friend called Nora.

She's often complained of the derogatory terms attached to her name ---
'Nitty Nora'
'Bl....ing Nora'

Now she finds they've gone and named a rather nasty virus after her




regards
Bernard

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So what you're saying is the entire plan is faulty.

regards
Bernard

Please BE WARNED!

Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket, in my case, Tesco's. You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. On August 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th and 13th and twice yesterday.

So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam. The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.

All we get here are Eastern European Grandmothers selling Big Issue

Not at all. I will serve all the arrivals a glass of prune juice. Sure to get the party going

Could you give me a list of supermarkets where they are operating so I can be absolutely sure to avoid them. I usually do my food shopping in Hampshire. It's just more convenient.

Wow Gareth. Just noticed you've clocked up over 3000 posts, have there been any memorable ones

No. Not that I can think of.

Well I finally got through to the doc's, a course of drain cleaner should cure the cough...

.....let's hope....

Now fore something different... Sloe Gin!