I'm not really a duck either, except when visiting relatives in Derby .

Chucking it down here, non stop since 8pm yesterday. The paths in the woods are mini rivers several cms deep. The road is threatening to flood, despite the super-duper special rain drains they put in a couple of years ago to try and stop the flooding.

So much for summer.

Not sure I'd want to be exposed to that degree of radiation for a calender tbh.

Mike, I think T-T would like some advice on how you achieved your edits, so she can have a go herself and learn a bit.

Subtle difference between a jokes thread and a joke thread though

Our Dixons has them.

Maybe a Dixons in V&D has them?

I wish.

No, I usually lug K20D, Bigma and a tripod around with me. I don't have a grip though so maybe that explains how I can manage them .

Well if my other half doesn't want to go maybe we can meet up?

He's thinking about it he says .

What a great opportunity. Well done for getting the shot.

I do agree that Mike's edit has improved it though.

How did the lessons in PSE go?

Well at the risk of turning this into a jokes thread here's one I received earlier.

For the ladies amongst us

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.



He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible



No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
It’s wine that does all that.......

Never mind.



It does bring us back to that most popular of topics in this pointless thread though

Wimp

Great photos.