Useless topic

Have you ever taken a bag of sugar off the shelf at Tesco's opened the bottom and carefully put it back..............

a big bag of sugar............

and waited..........

When I was young(er), we'd go in restaurants, and before leaving, we'd take the lid off the sugar dispenser, but a cardboard on the dispenser so we could flip it over on the table, slide the cardboard off from underneath, and just put the lid back sitting on it. Then, we'd wait to see the face of the next person ordering coffee...

Been out shopping for new furniture for the sitting room...Want to take the 2 year old set to the den where we just got the porpane gas fireplace serviced today...Enjoying the heat...want the comfort with it...We just bought this house this summer so it the frist time using the fireplace.

We used to (thank goodness for both growing up and statutes of limitations) mix sugar with saltpetre (potassium nitrate) and dump it by the handful into those big sand filled ashtrays the malls often had in thier common areas... you must've lived in a nicer neighborhood than me...lol

Still do that with beer.
Beer mat over the top, turn it upside down on the bar, then slide mat out quickly.
Then stand back to watch which fool tries to put the glass upright. Someone always tries

Sacrilege - wasting beer

Only if it's your own beer

NO! Beer always tastes better when someone else buys it for you!

When I was in high school, they were building an annex to the school. We used to "borrow" potassium in the chemical labs, and trow it in water puddles near the construction sites. It would then blow up, and the construction workers would walk off the job and have inspectors check for gas leaks that could cause the explosions.