Robo-Troll

Either we're all Spartacus or that friendly blue cat who helped put my new bookshelves together is?

Seriously, just use your critical thinking skills. I note the gutter press whining on and off about current History teaching. See, secondary school History lessons have abandoned memorising dates and names in favour of teaching critical analysis of sources (exam questions are now along the lines of "how reliable is this"). A much more useful skill for later life than being able to name every King with an R in his name as it enables you to see through the spin and propaganda. Actually, you don't think that's why they're upset about it?