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Posted 26/06/2012 - 07:40
I'd think you would be better contacting some errrrrm... "gentlemen's establishments" in the Soho area of London for that kind of thing!! 
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Posted 26/06/2012 - 20:39
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I'd think you would be better contacting some errrrrm... "gentlemen's establishments" in the Soho area of London for that kind of thing!!
I'd think you would be better contacting some errrrrm... "gentlemen's establishments" in the Soho area of London for that kind of thing!!
But they may remember me from the ........ incident...
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Posted 26/06/2012 - 21:10
John - your secret's safe with me, the big Russian bouncer, the transvestite, and the sheep!!.. Oh, and the videotape "spontaneously combusted", if you catch my drift!! 
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Posted 26/06/2012 - 21:17
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John - your secret's safe with me, the big Russian bouncer, the transvestite, and the sheep!!.. Oh, and the videotape "spontaneously combusted", if you catch my drift!!
John - your secret's safe with me, the big Russian bouncer, the transvestite, and the sheep!!.. Oh, and the videotape "spontaneously combusted", if you catch my drift!!
And I've had the recognisable tattoo surgically altered to look like a giraffe on a unicycle... so should be quids in..... Oh..... will need to get special gloves to cover my webbed fingers
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Posted 26/06/2012 - 21:23
On a serious note... Anything similar to the London Dungeons near where you live? If so, maybe they'd be interested in hiring the place to you after hours... Just a thought anyway, John. 
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Posted 27/06/2012 - 15:56
your secret's safe with me, the big Russian bouncer, the transvestite, and the sheep!!
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Posted 27/06/2012 - 16:15
Bit of a wild thought, but have you thought of a bedding wharehouse (note the 'a' is not an 'o').
They might, just might, allow you to stand some plain matresses on end.
Would that do?
regards
Bernard
They might, just might, allow you to stand some plain matresses on end.
Would that do?
regards
Bernard
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