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I'd think you would be better contacting some errrrrm... "gentlemen's establishments" in the Soho area of London for that kind of thing!!

But they may remember me from the ........ incident...
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John - your secret's safe with me, the big Russian bouncer, the transvestite, and the sheep!!.. Oh, and the videotape "spontaneously combusted", if you catch my drift!!


And I've had the recognisable tattoo surgically altered to look like a giraffe on a unicycle... so should be quids in..... Oh..... will need to get special gloves to cover my webbed fingers

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They might, just might, allow you to stand some plain matresses on end.
Would that do?
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Bernard
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