Evil Inventor

Why it doesn't pay to tick off your neighbour......
"Gate Night" (sometimes referred to, as Devil's Night, the night before halloween), is just around the corner.
I've decided to arm my teenaged boy and his friends, (on condition they leave our house alone...).
Weapon number one (there'll be more!):
Toilet paper cannon.
shoots about 150 squares per second, in a stream about 25 feet high.
BWAH-HAA HAA HAA HAAA HAH!!!!!



should be some good photo ops Halloween morning!

LOL!
Note to self: don't get on the wrong side of Don
Matt

You're only just noting that?!? You want to pay more attention...

Dan

Don, Do you have a twin who is also evil, living in Australia :

Theres a guy up the road from me who gets up to this kind of mischief. . He has a thing for potato cannons though.

If I had a twin.....trust me, I'd be His evil twin...
I thought a potato canon, but, they are capable of killing a person...
I do have some abs pipe, a bicycle pump and a ball valve...... maybe a lower powered, jello canon.....

Don,
sometimes I worry about you and think myself lucky that you are half a world away from me.

He's not half a world away from me. I'm getting scared.

Don,

You've outdone yourself!

I'm so proud.

....sniff........

All that talent......so misdirected.........

NO IGOR! NO MATCHES!!!!

I'm sorry Mac...I think the leaf blower would blow out the matches.
For TP Flambe' we're gonna need wide abs (sewer) pipe, and end cap, a barbeque(peizo electric) igniter and some hairspray or propane........

BOOM!!!

Rolls of flaming TP falling from the sky like comets!

Forgive me, Lord.........

I've got him started......

Again........

And we're not sure where it will end...

Of course we are!........

In the fires of HELL!

P.S.

What lens are you gonna use to record all this?

video clip
Oh I don't know...got till Oct 31 to figure that out....

Who's forgotten to take his medication today then?

Medication? What medication?
Gerri usually gives me a candy from a Pez dispenser.... everymorning... ran out on Sunday......though....
what were we talkin about?

Saw a guy at Just for Laughs in Montreal a few years back who included something like this in his act. He had a backpack blower with a nozzle coming around either side, one for each hand, and had two rolls of toilet paper on each nozzle... You could do that - twice the payload - just wire the second roll on the bottom of the air current with the loose end coming off the top.

The same comedian finished his act with a marshmallow cannon and a full scale battle with lights and sirens etc. It too was powered by the same blower made out of what looked like ABS... Something to work on...