That reminds me I've got to mow the lawn

I think it best if you get your squirrel pre-dispatched from the butcher. Avoid the frozen package as they have already lost their flavour and you may as well have a pot noodle. To encourage the cat to go up the tree refer to an earlier post Bathing a Cat and promise the Cat this will happen if it doesn't go up the tree and chase the squirrels down

Tony, I just knew you would have the perfect photo to compliment the Cookery Class. Had to wait until I'd stopped laughing before I could reply

Squirrel Casserole Fours

4 Squirrel; quartered
4 Ham slices; very thin
4 md Onions; thinly sliced
4 Carrots; thinly sliced
4 lg Potatoes; thinly sliced
4 sl Bacon
4 oz Apple cider
4 oz Applejack
4 tb Flour
Salt and pepper
Water

Rub the squirrels with salt and pepper. In the bottom of an earthenware casserole with a tight lid, arrange the slices of ham, then a layer of squirrel, then a layer of onion, a layer of carrot, and a layer of potato. Continue building up layers, seasoning each with salt and pepper until casserole is filled. Arrange slices of bacon across the top. Add the cider and applejack. Place the lid on the casserole and seal it with a paste made of flour and water. Place the casserole in a 250-degree oven for 3 hours.

I'm not sure how this is rated by Weight Watchers or Slimming World but it sounds delicious

Sounds good to me as it will fit in with my concrete and paving slab gardening.

We can park within spiting distance of the bus stop so that's what we do when going to Newcastle, for a change we sometimes drive to Blyth and park, it's very near the bus station, and there is a choice of buses and most provide a free newspaper which is nice.

When I was given the information

1. I didn't have my hearing aids in
2. It was very early in the morning and I was still running on Newbiggin Time

The GB Plate is required as a target for the police, this was utilised to great effect in Belgium some time ago where British holiday makers, only on the return journey to the ferry, were stopped and instantly fined for the least infingement, imagined or otherwise and of course if they didn't have sufficient funds immediately available, and at the end of the holiday who has, it cost a whole lot more because of vehicle impoundment etc..
With reference to carrying first aid kits so as to assist at scene, some of the people I was on first aid courses with would be the last persons on Earth I'd wish to administer first aid to me.

PS: I have no affiliation with the French or Belgian Tourist Industry.

Is that the theme tune of the Pink Panther films I hear ? Enter stage left: Inspector Clouseau

Isn't herby a VW Beetle movie star