Hardgravity

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Funny how, with the severe tier 4 in the south, some 'experts' and all the redtop rags are calling for an immediate ban on ALL travel...

They didn't give a **** when we were suffering in the north, now they're getting a taste of what we've had since March they're bleating lick sheep.

Lock down after Christmas but foe heaven's sake let us have just one day!!

On a lighter note, I had a short story read out on BBC Raio Leeds this morning, well chuffed.

hopefully it's here..
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1I_kgXuivDVLfFC2ps0ZKDkZHCTpafihM/view?usp=shari...

Comment by Hardgravity posted on Another pointless thread at 22/12/2020 - 14:28

Hardgravity
But how do you explain to 'mummy' that precious has forgotten where the present is...

..I know what answer I'd have got.

Last order ths year for beer went in last night, now I have somebody else to share with.

Comment by Hardgravity posted on Another pointless thread at 21/12/2020 - 09:39

Hardgravity
Go France, stop the trains!

The footage from the london stations was a joke!

And how did they all get tickets??!

after reading the gov.uk page we now have Honesty and her other half booked in a local hotel for two nights, all above board and legal.

So until Bozo the clown and the Westminster circus change things again....

Comment by Hardgravity posted on Another pointless thread at 20/12/2020 - 13:34

Hardgravity
Gwyn wrote:


Don't you have a freezer HG? Slice it, cover it in gravy and freeze it. Make pies from it. Chilli, soup, loads if things you can do.
Or freeze it whole for when you can eat it with the family.
We have a freezer, but it's full of other stuff for Christmas!

I need to loose weight and this won't help..

..now where's the ketchup, I'd better get eating..

Comment by Hardgravity posted on Another pointless thread at 20/12/2020 - 08:37

Hardgravity
Don't know what we're going to do with a 2.2 kg joint...

...we haven't enough bread to use it in sarnies!

Comment by Hardgravity posted on Another pointless thread at 19/12/2020 - 18:07

Hardgravity
Let me get this right, Boris has just cancelled Christmas?

Comment by Hardgravity posted on Another pointless thread at 19/12/2020 - 16:41

Hardgravity
It didn't post first time, I spotted the mistakes, amended them, and then posted...

... slow internet at the time and greengage gin could be to blame.

Now, that gin is only one and a half bottles...

Comment by Hardgravity posted on Another pointless thread at 18/12/2020 - 16:53

Hardgravity
mmmmm! bottled rat....

Just rummaging in the wine cupboard and found a couple of bottles of petrol..

..well that's what it looks like...

...it happens to be greengage gin from last spring.

Tasty.

Comment by Hardgravity posted on Another pointless thread at 17/12/2020 - 22:20

Hardgravity
mmmmm! bottled rat....

Just rummaging in the wine cupboard and found a couple of bottles os petrol..

..well that's what it looks like...

...it happens to be greengage gin from last spring.

Tadty.

Comment by Hardgravity posted on Another pointless thread at 17/12/2020 - 22:20

Hardgravity
15 months is nothing, my mother-in-law used to pass beers that were several years out of date to me and, yes, I drank them.

The ones that were OK that is, I only had to throw a few away. Bless her, she'd appologise saying she'd found them in a cupboard.

It's funny how little things remind you of those no longer with us.

Christmas next week so I'll clear tne beers out over the next few weeks and see how old they are...

Comment by Hardgravity posted on Another pointless thread at 17/12/2020 - 12:07

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