You couldn't make this up

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The photo industry is becoming too new age. I thought Lensbaby's Director of Customer Happiness was stretching things until today.[/Quote]

The next thing was this one arrived

[quote] I ordered some film and what have you from the xxxxxx store since they had a good price and I had a $10 coupon from them. Here is how my receipt started off:
We're seriously committed to making sure your xxxxxxx order arrives in the best possible condition. At the moment our holistic shipping experts are busy preparing your treasured cargo psychologically for the journey that lies ahead. After a bit of chanting and chakra balancing our packaging architects will set to work making your goods as comfortable as possible. Under the cover of darkness a no-messing security troop will escort your package to the post depot to ensure it departs without a sniff of trouble. It's at this point we release two pigeons of peace as a symbol of thanks for another successful shipment.