Full frame pills (spoof spam)

Thought of that when looking for something to try out the new AF-540FGZ in wireless together with the AF-360FGZ. I noticed the FF on a recent batch of Fishermen's Friends:

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ROFL

(PS. How long will it take before I notice any effect?? )
Matt

I guess it will take at least a few weeks. I can give you a ring when I retired with my millions on a Caribbean island, which is exactly the time when you should feel your sensor growing...